Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus… Thank God none is from Pluto…

Pluto Cries

IMAGINE the pain Pluto will have to undergo after it comes to know that it has lost its status of being a planet. It is similar to the blow which Laloo received after the elections. It was hard for him to swallow the fact that he is no more the chief minister of Bihar. Pluto is blown up with a similar shock.

It came as a surprise to millions when Pluto lost its status of being a planet. The Ex-Planet now is nothing more than just a piece of congregated matter circling around the Sun like million others.

Oh No! Pluto is no more a planet. Now I will have to learn again the number of planets in the universe. “There are 8 planets in the Universe”, “There are 8 planets in the Universe”, “There are 8 planets in the Universe”. But ufff.. Where has the ninth planet vanished? So how would you now explain to your kids where has the ninth planet disappeared?

I was also wondering if there are not nine but eight planets in the Universe then perhaps the importance of number 9 no more stands valid. What about the nine GRAHAS of astrology. Ab meri Kundli ka kya hoga??? (What will happen to my Kundli now??) Disappearance of a grah would for sure bring evil to me.

Now on some serious note.. This discovery takes us back to the Era of scientists and astronomers like Galileo, Einstein, Newton and Copernicus when they used to argue over various theories. The time has come when we contradict theories and findings of our ancestors like they did because this is the rule of the Universe “Everything is constant, Even change”. Many theories were rejected, many came and went, some stayed for a longer duration but they all had the same fate. Now with Pluto being dismissed from the planetary position, it is very likely that some more changes in the Universe including some more inclusions and deletions will occur.

Pluto was debarred from the Planet position as it doesn't qualify the parameter that a planet should revolve round the Sun, without interfering with the orbit of other planets, while Pluto crosses Neptune's orbit. Pluto now belongs to a new category, called dwarf planets.

Now with this demotion some feel that our Indian ancestors were well known of the fact that there are not nine but less planets and thus they devised the concept of Navgrahs which includes Sun and Moon and thereby the only 7 planetary positions are left.( So whoz gonnu be the next??) So this means that there is one more planet which is not a planet. Interesting na.. I don’t say this, our Hindu Mythology does.

But you know friends I always knew Pluto is not a planet.. How can it be?? It can walk, it can talk, it can think, it can dance.. he is too sweet to be a planet.. No way it is not a planet.. it is my sweet sweet plutooooooooooooooo

Pluto

Oh Dear Pluto -- I will miss you as a Planet But I am happy I will have to learn less at least till these cruel people discover some more planets.

And my dear Pluto I simply Love you… You Rock!!!!